The Place Where I got Free Snacks {Though I don’t think I should have…}

Hi Friends! How you all doing? I hope well.
Anyway, I had the weirdest experience the other day. Jamie, Haley, and their mom took me to this huge place with a whole lot of big “T’s” everywhere. Maybe decorations. Well, when we got inside, this place was huge – and by huge, I mean real huge – with lots of windows and so many people. There were pictures on the windows {how funny is that?!} that seem to be about this guy in robes. Whatever. Anyway, people started singing, and Jamie used her “serious voice” to tell me to sit and be real quiet. Okay, I’ve gotten in trouble in the past, but this wasn’t too hard. I thought about a scrumptious treat I had last night – was that good. Chicken liver, beef… YUUUM!
Well, about ¾ the way through, the singing stopped and this guy held up a bowl and cup, and before I knew it, Jamie and everyone else were out of their seats. People were passing by like cars on a slow moving highway. I smelled something in a lady’s purse, but I knew better. So I started to pass the time by daydreaming again, when I realized – the humans were getting free snacks! The snacks looked like tan, round, crackers, with those “T’s” on them again. I thought this could be a school teaching the alphabet, but Jamie is in 8th grade - not a chance. But beside the fact, I was hungry. Maybe a few of those crackers couldn’t hurt, I told myself.
Well, maybe I was too hungry, because, before I knew it, I pounced on the guy with those crackers. They smelled so GOOD! I had to have one. No one would mind. Well, long story short, people were screaming and I was being dragged by Jamie out of there faster than a speeding bullet. I licked my chops just in time to savor those crackers when Jamie shouted “BAD DOG!” at me. Oh. I think I did something bad today. At least it wasn’t as disastrous as Christmas {that’s another story}.
Well, I can at least hope for a treat tonight, right?
Your pal,
Atticus